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– ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET’S REALLY PUSH THIS
THANKSGIVING STUFF, ALL RIGHT?
IN A WEEK,
IT’LL ALL BE ON CLEARANCE.
– CAN I SUGGEST OUR SIGNATURE
TURKEY-BUTT GRAVY BOAT?
YEAH, IT POURS OUT
THE BACKSIDE.
– LOOK.
I’M A PILGRIM
AND AN INDIAN.
BURN THE WITCH!
– SIR?
I AM CONFUSED.
WHY IS HE FULLY CLOTHED
FOR WINTER
BUT SHE IS DRESSED
FOR PROSTITUTION?
– BECAUSE THE PILGRIMS
HADN’T TAUGHT THEM
TO BE ASHAMED
OF THEIR BODIES YET.
– THEY’RE AN ODD COUPLE,
THESE PILGRIMS AND INDIANS.
– YEAH. THEY KINDA HAD
A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP.
– IT’S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.
THE PILGRIMS CAME TO A LAND
WHICH WAS NOT THEIR OWN
AND SUBJUGATED THE INDIANS
SO THE WHITE MAN COULD RUN
THE CALL CENTER.
I MEAN THE COUNTRY.
– [laughing]
– UM, ALL YOU GOTTA REMEMBER
IS THAT THE INDIANS HELPED
THE PILGRIMS SURVIVE THE WINTER.
THAT’S WHY WE HAVE THESE HUGE
FEASTS AND WE GIVE THANKS.
– SO IF THE INDIANS
GAVE THE PILGRIMS SHELTER,
WHAT DID THE PILGRIMS
GIVE THE INDIANS?
– LESS LAND TO WORRY ABOUT?
ACTUALLY, THEY PREFER
TO BE CALLED NATIVE AMERICANS.
– WHY?
– WELL, THEY FIND THE TERM
INDIAN DEROGATORY.
[traditional Indian music]
♪ ♪
– THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE.
GOOD-BYE.
– ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
TOMORROW IS BLACK FRIDAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
– MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY?
– NO. BLACK FRIDAY IS THE DAY
AFTER THANKSGIVING.
IT’S AMERICA’S BUSIEST
SHOPPING DAY OF THE YEAR.
AND I DON’T THINK
YOU GUYS REALIZE
HOW INTENSE IT’S GONNA BE.
I WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS.
NOW, THIS IS
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.
IT’S 5:00 A.M.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
STANDING IN THIS LINE
FOR HOURS
WAITING FOR THIS SALE.
HMM?
– OOF!
– SEE HOW OUT OF CONTROL
IT CAN GET?
– OUT OF CONTROL?
I GO THROUGH WORSE GETTING
ON MY TRAIN IN THE MORNING.
BUT IF YOU THINK
THAT’S HORRIBLE,
I MIGHT BE LATE TOMORROW.
– NO. PEOPLE
WERE SERIOUSLY HURT.
– OH.
– IT STARTED A RIOT.
– AS RIOTS GO,
THIS IS RATHER TAME.
I SEE NO TEAR GAS, NO BATONS,
NO ONE SET ON FIRE.
I COULD RIOT CIRCLES
AROUND THESE PEOPLE.
[laughter]
– ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU GUYS ARE BETTER
AT RIOTING THAN US.
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SHOPPERS
SPENDING BEYOND THEIR MEANS,
WE ARE STILL NUMBER ONE.
AS LONG AS THE CHINESE LET US.
– BUT, TODD,
WE JUST TAKE CALLS.
WE WON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THESE MOBS OF YOURS.
– MOBS.
[women giggling]
– YEAH, YOU WILL.
COME ON.
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS
IT’S GONNA BE ON THE PHONE.
GUYS, GUYS.
COME ON!
IT’S OUR SUPER BOWL, ALL RIGHT?
SO COME READY TO PLAY
OR DON’T COME AT ALL.
NO, NO, YOU STILL
HAVE TO COME.
IT’S…JUST AN EXPRESSION.
– SIR…
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION
THE INCENTIVE MEMO.
– YOU WENT THROUGH MY TRASH?
– I HAD NO CHOICE.
YOU KEEP CHANGING
YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD.
I THINK WE NEED TO BE
MORE AGGRESSIVE.
THIS BLACK FRIDAY
SALES INCENTIVE
SAYS THE ASSISTANT MANAGER COULD
WIN A NEW HIGH DEFINITION TV.
– YEAH, AND I COULD WIN
A TRIP TO HAWAII,
BUT IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
CORPORATE DANGLES THESE
AMAZING INCENTIVES EVERY YEAR
JUST TO GET US TO WORK HARDER.
– AND IF WE DID WORK HARDER–
– NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
THEY SET THE SALES BAR SO HIGH,
IT’S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO WIN.
– FALSE HOPE.
HOW CRUEL AND MANIPULATIVE.
WORKERS,
IF ANYONE CAN BREAK
THE SALES RECORD,
THEY WILL RECEIVE FULL HEALTH
INSURANCE FOR THEMSELVES
AND THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY.
– OH! THEY DON’T EVEN
HAVE THAT IN THE U.S.
[overlapping chatter]
smack!
– WHOA!
HA HA HA. STILL GETTING
USED TO YOUR HELLOs.
– JUST MAKING SURE THAT
WE’RE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT.
– YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
WHOA–
MM!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
I’M GONNA BE GETTIN’ YOU
BACK TONIGHT,
AND PAYBACK
IS A [shrilly] BITCH!
– [giggles]
– HEY, GUYS.
– CRAP. IT’S CHARLIE.
– WHAT? YOU STILL HAVEN’T
TOLD HIM ABOUT US?
– NO. I DON’T WANNA
UPSET THE GUY.
HE’S A HARDCORE HUNTER.
HE CLAIMS HE KILLED A MOOSE
AND SLEPT INSIDE IT.
– EEW!
– SAID HE WOULD HAVE
SLEPT IN TILL NOON
IF IT HADN’T BEEN MATING SEASON.
– HEY, TODD.
– HEY.
– HAPPY TURKEY DAY.
TONYA.
– CHARLIE.
– CHARLIE…
GOING CAMPING
FOR THANKSGIVING?
– NO. THIS IS SURVIVAL GEAR.
YOU GUYS SAW
THE WEATHER FORECAST, RIGHT?
– UH, YEAH.
IT’S SUPPOSED TO RAIN.
– THIS AIN’T NO LITTLE
THUNDERSTORM
ROLLING THROUGH THE PLAINS–
IT’S A MONSOON.
ROADS GET FLOODED.
POWER GOES OUT.
I SLEEP HERE.
GOT AN AIR MATTRESS
IN MY OFFICE.
BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO.
– I’VE GOT A FAIR IDEA HOW
I’LL BE RIDING OUT THIS STORM.
– DID YOU SEE THAT?
SHE’S PLAYING HARD TO GET.
– IT’S NOT THAT HARD.
– I’VE HAD WOMEN TRY TO PULL
THIS ON ME BEFORE.
THERE’S A GAL IN CALIFORNIA
RIGHT NOW TRYING TO ROPE ME IN.
SHE EVEN WENT SO FAR
AS TO MARRY ANOTHER WOMAN.
AND THEY ADOPTED A KID.
NOT BUYIN’ IT FOR A SECOND.
– OH!
– OH!
– DO YOU SEE THAT?
THANK YOU.
– WHAT’S THIS,
CHINESE CHECKERS?
– NO. IT IS CARROM.
OH…
– LOOKS STUPID.
I GOT NEXT.
DAMN IT.
TWO OUT OF THREE.
NO.
DAMN IT.
THREE OUT OF FIVE.
– AW!
– OH, NO!
MANMEET!
– NOW YOU’RE GONNA
SEE SOME CARROM.
HA HA HA!
GONNA SHOW YOU
HOW IT’S DONE.
– [blows]
– [laughing]
– DAMN IT.
ALL RIGHT.
WE’RE GONNA PLAY A REAL GAME.
AN AMERICAN GAME.
A MAN’S GAME.
– GOOD GOD.
COME OVER HERE.
BREATHE IN. GO.
– HAI!
HAI. STOP IT!
– TOMORROW MORNING,
THE BATTLE IS JOINED.
GET SHOT FIVE TIMES,
YOU’RE DEAD.
– WHY IS YOURS
SO MUCH BIGGER THAN OURS?
– WHY, INDEED?
[traditional Indian music]
♪ ♪
– TODD, HONEY,
JUST WOULDN’T BE THANKSGIVING
IF WE DIDN’T GET TO SEE YOU.
– I CAN’T SEE HIM.
– DAD, YOU GOTTA LEAN DOWN.
– OH. HEY, YOU’RE BLURRY.
I WOULD SAY CALL TECH SUPPORT,
BUT YOU’RE IN INDIA.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO OUT
IN THE STREET AND GRAB SOMEBODY?
– I JUST HATE TO THINK
THAT IT’S THANKSGIVING
AND MY LITTLE TODD
IS ALL ALONE.
– AW, DON’T WORRY, MOM.
LITTLE TODD IS NOT ALL ALONE.
– CAN I MEET YOUR MOM?
– HEY, LITTLE BRO!
WHAT’S UP, BUDDY?
B-B-B–
BIG BRAD NEWS COMIN’ YOUR WAY.
I BROKE THE COMPANY
SALES RECORD.
HO-OH!
– HEY!
– THAT’S MY BOY.
– AND THE PRIZE IS
A SKI PACKAGE AT BRECKENRIDGE.
AND I THOUGHT, WHAT BETTER
GIFT TO GIVE THESE TWO
FOR THEIR 30TH ANNIVERSARY?
I’M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU GUYS.
– OH, MY GOODNESS!
BRECKENRIDGE?
THAT’S IN COLORADO.
– IT IS, MOM. YEAH.
AND WHY DON’T WE JUST SAY
IT’S FROM ME AND YOU,
RIGHT, TODD?
HUH, BUDDY?
– WELL…ACTUALLY,
I ALREADY GOT YOU GUYS
A GIFT.
IT’S PRETTY AMAZING.
– YEAH? WHAT’D YOU GET ‘EM?
– WELL, I WASN’T GONNA
SAY ANYTHING,
BUT I WON A TRIP TO HAWAII,
AND IT’S ALL YOURS.
– [gasps]
HAWAII? WE’VE NEVER BEEN.
– YEAH, YOU KNOW, I BROKE
MY COMPANY’S SALES RECORD…
SO, UH, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
– OH!
– REALLY?
YOU BROKE A SALES RECORD?
– YEAH…DAD.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SURPRISED
WHEN I WIN SOMETHING?
– HA. HERE HE GOES.
– OKAY, BOYS, BOYS.
WE’RE PROUD OF THE BOTH
OF YOU.
OKAY, HE DID SOMETHING GOOD.
– WELL, CONGRATS, BUDDY.
AND I THINK IT’S BEST
THAT YOU GIVE
MOM AND DAD THE GIFT ANYWAY.
I MEAN, YOU’RE NOT GONNA GO
TO HAWAII BY YOURSELF, HUH?
– WELL, ACTUALLY,
I’M DATING SOMEONE.
– REALLY? JUST LIKE MARY
SNYDER IN THE SEVENTH GRADE,
THE GIRL WHO DIDN’T EXIST?
YOU JUST CARRIED AROUND
A LITTLE PINK SWEATER
AND WAS LIKE, “OH, I THINK
SHE’S IN THE BATHROOM.”
– I’M REAL, BRAD.
BUT I COULD USE A SWEATER.
– [laughs] OH, MY GOD.
YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT!
BUT THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.
– YOU DIDN’T TELL ME
YOU BROKE A SALES RECORD.
– GUYS, WE HAVE
A NEW SALES GOAL.
WE HAVE ONE DAY
TO HIT THIS NUMBER.
– ONE DAY?
THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
– MM-MM. NOT IF EVERYONE
STAYS FOCUSED AND UP-SELLS!
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
– I THINK WHAT MR. DEMPSY
IS SAYING
IS THAT IF YOU FAIL,
YOU WILL BRING GREAT DISHONOR
ON YOURSELVES.
I WILL BUILD A WALL OF SHAME
AND CARVE YOUR LIKENESS IN IT.
DECADES FROM NOW,
YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN
WILL LOOK UPON YOUR IMAGE
AND CRY HOT TEARS
OF EMBARRASSMENT.
– WAY TO INSPIRE THE TROOPS.
– I JUST SAID
WHAT WAS IN MY HEART.
– WHERE THE HELL
ARE GUPTA AND MANMEET?
– I FEEL LIKE A STREET CLEANER
FROM THE FUTURE.
[both laughing]
[laser sound]
– YEAH!
[shooting sound]
[firing sounds, humming]
THIS SHOULDN’T BE TOO HARD.
OUR TARGET IS A GIANT
SWEATY WHITE MAN
IN A FLASHING RED VEST!
[both laughing]
– OH, UH…
“TWO OUT OF THREE.
DAMN IT!
“THREE OUT OF FIVE.
DAMN IT!
“EIGHT OUT OF SIX.
NUMBERS HURT MY HEAD.”
[power down sound]
– I’M HIT.
– I MAY NOT BE SO GOOD
WITH NUMBERS…
– AAH!
– AAH!
– BUT I CAN COUNT TO FIVE.
YOU’RE DEAD.
[firing]
– SAVE YOURSELF, GUPTA!
– RUN, GUPTA, RUN!
– AAH!
– [firing sounds]
– RUN, GUPTA, RUN!
– MANMEET, WHERE YA BEEN?
– CHARLIE CHALLENGED US
TO LASER TAG.
– LASER TAG! WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN ADMIT TO THAT?
GET BACK TO WORK–NOW.
– HOW RUTHLESS, SIR.
MY COMPLIMENTS.
MAY I ASK WHY THIS
SUDDEN PROFESSIONALISM?
– I JUST WANNA HIT OUR GOAL,
YOU KNOW?
AND I THINK WE CAN DO IT
IF WE ELIMINATE BREAKS,
PERSONAL CALLS, AND HAVE
EVERYONE WORK THROUGH LUNCH.
– ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BRING
A GUEST WITH YOU TO HAWAII?
BECAUSE I THINK I’M FALLING
IN LOVE WITH THE NEW TODD.
[thunder rumbles]
[electric sizzle]
– WHAT? NO! NO!
COME ON! NOT NOW!
AH…
[groaning]
– SIR?
– HMM? WHO SAID THAT?
– IT’S ME, MADHURI.
WE HAVEN’T HAD A BREAK ALL DAY,
AND WE’RE HUNGRY.
CAN WE GO TO THE CANTEEN
TO GET FOOD?
– NO. I NEED EVERYONE HERE FOR
WHEN THE POWER COMES BACK ON.
YOU KNOW, IF WE DON’T HIT
THE GROUND RUNNING,
WE’RE NEVER GONNA REACH
OUR SALES GOAL.
– [giggling]
– OKAY…
[thunder rumbles]
WHO WROTE, “TODD SUCKS”?
– I DON’T KNOW WHO WROTE IT,
BUT I KNOW
WE’RE ALL THINKING IT.
TODD, WE’RE TIRED AND HUNGRY,
AND YOU’RE ACTING LIKE
A TOTAL RAJIV.
[thunder rumbles]
– [sighs]
OKAY.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO STAY HERE,
BUT I’LL GET FOOD.
WOULD RAJIV DO THAT?
– OH!
– OH!
– GOD, GUPTA, DO THAT AT HOME!
– I’M CHARGING MY FLASHLIGHT.
– I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT.
THIS IS A PANTRY!
THERE’S FOOD IN THERE!
– NO.
IT’S ONE OF OUR
MOTION-POWERED LIGHTS.
– WHY ARE YOU IN HERE ANYWAY?
– I’M HIDING FROM CHARLIE.
– GIMME THAT GUN.
– NO, BUT I…
NEED MY–
– COME ON. LET ME GET
SOME FOOD FOR EVERYBODY.
– OH. OKAY, BUT, UH–
– GUPTA…
DID YOU EAT EVERYTHING
IN HERE?
– I’M BEING HUNTED.
IT’S VERY STRESSFUL.
– WELL, SINCE YOU ATE
ALL THE FOOD,
WHY DON’T YOU GO TO
THE CANTEEN
AND GET SOME SNACKS
FOR EVERYBODY?
– BUT IT’S DANGEROUS
IN THE DARK.
PERHAPS IF I HAD PROTECTION…
SAY A LASER GUN?
– JUST TAKE YOUR…
JACK-O-LANTERN.
[thunder rumbling]
– CHARLIE?
IF YOU’RE HERE,
I AM GETTING FOOD
FOR MY COWORKERS.
IT’S A HUMANITARIAN MISSION.
KEEP IT TOGETHER.
AAH!
HA. HI.
IT’S THE WIND. HA.
REMEMBER TO BREATHE.
[breathing heavily]
OH…
[chuckles]
HOW CAN I BE HUNGRY AGAIN?
OH, NO.
COME ON!
COME ON.
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG?
– HMM. SO THEY DO IT TOO.
– COME ON!
– BEFORE YOU FINISH YOU,
I’M GONNA FINISH YOU!
– OH, NO!
NO!
NO! CHARLIE,
I DON’T HAVE A GUN!
AAH!
– HEY!
– OH! NO!
[exciting music]
AAAH!
AAH!
[beeping]
– HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
HONEY.
– UH, HEY, YOU–
YOU TOO, MOM.
[quietly] THIS REALLY ISN’T
THE BEST TIME.
I’M AT WORK RIGHT NOW.
– OH, YOU’RE AT WORK?
I WANNA SEE YOUR OFFICE
AND MEET EVERYONE.
– UH…O-OKAY.
– HELLO, MADAM.
MY NAME IS RAJIV GIDWANI.
TODD DID NOT INFORM ME
HE HAD SUCH A LOVELY SISTER.
– OH!
[giggling]
OH, I LIKE HIM.
HE–HE’S LIKE A…
CAPPUCCINO TOM SELLECK.
– OKAY, UH…
NOW, THIS IS EVERYBODY ELSE.
– HELLO.
– NICE TO MEET YOU, MADAM.
– HI, MRS. DEMPSY.
– OH, AREN’T YOU PRETTY?
TODD, WHAT ABOUT HER?
– OKAY, MOM.
THAT ABOUT WRAPS HER UP.
– IT WAS NICE MEETING
ALL OF YOU AND…
AND I WISH YOU
A HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
– THANK YOU.
– THANK YOU.
– OR WHATEVER
YOUR HOLIDAY IS.
W-WERE THERE PEOPLE
IN YOUR COUNTRY
BEFORE YOU GOT THERE?
– I GOOGLED AN IMAGE
OF MR. TOM SELLECK,
AND MAY I JUST SAY
THANK YOU.
IT’S RARE TO SEE ANOTHER MAN
WITH A MOUSTACHE ON THIS LEVEL.
– OH!
OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
TODD, I SAVED YOU
A TURKEY LEG.
– [laughs] OH…
– AND…
I’M GONNA PUT IT IN THE FREEZER
FOR WHEN YOU C–
FOR WHEN YOU COME–
I DON’T KNOW WHEN
YOU’RE GONNA COME HOME, HONEY.
– OH, COME ON, MOM.
– I’M GONNA DOUBLE BAG IT.
[crying]
– OH, GOD. OH.
THIS NONSENSE HAS GONE ON
LONG ENOUGH.
COME BACK.
I’LL GET YA A JOB.
– [whispers]
I HAVE A JOB.
– THAT’S QUITE A CAREER
SELLING FAKE PUKE
AND RUBBER CHICKENS.
– HEY, I MANAGE AN OFFICE,
AND I HAVE A TEAM OF WORKERS
WHO TAKE WHAT WE DO
VERY SERIOUSLY.
– OH…HELLO!
– TODD, IT’S TIME
TO GROW UP…
START A REAL LIFE
LIKE YOUR BROTHER.
– [whispering]
I HAVE A REAL LIFE!
ALL RIGHT? MAYBE
YOU’LL TAKE ME MORE SERIOUSLY
WHEN I WIN YOU
THAT TRIP TO HAWAII.
– I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU’D ALREADY WON IT.
– LOOK, YOU KNOW, I–
THERE’S A TIME DIFFERENCE.
I ALREADY WON IT HERE,
BUT BACK HOME
YOU GUYS ARE LIKE
EIGHT HOURS BEHIND.
SO IT MAKES–
– THAT’S GREAT, TODD.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
[click]
WHERE THE HELL DID WE GO WRONG
WITH THAT ONE, SHARON?
[traditional Indian music]
♪ ♪
– GAME OVER, GUPTA.
OH, NO.
– NOW THE GAME IS OVER.
YOU UNDERESTIMATED ME.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN UNDERESTIMATING
ME MY WHOLE LIFE,
AND THAT IS A MISTAKE.
WHEN I PUT MY MIND
TO SOMETHING,
THERE IS NOTHING
THAT CAN STOP ME! [sniffs]
DO YOU SMELL COOKIES?
– I THINK I DO.
– THAT’S COOKIES.
– HEY, DRY YOURSELF OFF.
– OH. THANKS, MAN.
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
WE HAD TOWELS.
– WE DON’T.
THOSE ARE THE WORLD’S
LARGEST GRANNY PANTIES.
[laughter]
– I’M ALL RIGHT.
I JUST NEEDED TO GET
SOME FRESH AIR,
GET A LITTLE RAIN ON MY FACE
AND DEAD RATS
BOUNCING INTO MY SHINS.
DO WE HAVE AN TETANUS SHOTS
IN THE FIRST-AID KIT?
– WE DO NOT HAVE
A FIRST-AID KIT.
IF SOMEONE GETS HURT,
IT’S CHEAPER TO HIRE
A NEW WORKER.
– MONSOON SEASON
IS THE WORST.
IT IS.
YOU KNOW, LAST YEAR
I GOT STUCK AT WORK
AND MISSED MY BROTHER’S
GRADUATION.
MY PARENTS WERE SO ANGRY.
IT SEEMS UNFAIR
THAT THEY PUSH ME TO WORK HARD
AND THEN BLAME ME
WHEN I DO, YOU KNOW?
– SIR?
MY PARENTS ALWAYS THOUGHT
I COULD DO NOTHING BETTER
THAN WORK IN A FACTORY.
BUT THEN I GOT THIS JOB,
AND NOW I SUPPORT
MY ENTIRE FAMILY.
SOMETIMES PARENTS ARE WRONG.
– WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD,
I SHARED A CHOCOLATE BAR
WITH MY DOG KIKI.
SHE ATE IT GREEDILY,
AND DIED WITHIN SECONDS.
TO THIS DAY,
I CANNOT HELP BUT TO THINK
THAT I MAY HAVE BEEN AT LEAST
PARTLY TO BLAME FOR HER DEMISE.
– WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE’RE TRYING TO CHEER TODD UP.
– OH, I JUST THOUGHT
WE WERE SHARING.
– YOU KILLED THAT DOG, MAN!
– NOW, GUYS, REALLY…
I’M GONNA BE OKAY.
THANK YOU.
– TODD, I, UH…
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
MY PARENTS, THEY’RE PRESSURING
ME TO GETTING MARRIED, AND I–
– I DON’T KNOW WHY
I NEVER TRIED
SOME OF THESE INDIAN
DESSERTS BEFORE.
THEY’RE NOT BAD.
– DEEP-FRIED DOUGH
IS DEEP-FRIED DOUGH,
NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY
YOU’RE IN.
– SORRY I WENT OVERBOARD
AND HUNTED YOU LIKE A DEER.
BUT YOU ARE BROWN
AND EAT MOSTLY VEGETABLES.
– HA HA HA.
IT’S OKAY.
YEAH,
IT DOESN’T MATTER NOW.
LOOK AT US–
AN INDIAN AND A WHITE MAN
BREAKING BREAD TOGETHER.
THIS IS JUST LIKE
YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY.
– HMM. YOU’RE RIGHT.
I DON’T KNOW IF THEY EVER
TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED
RIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING…
BUT IT WENT
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
[firing sounds]
[power down sound]
PILGRIMS TWO.
INDIANS ZERO.
HA…
– DEEP-FRIED DOUGH.
– SO GOOD.
– LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
SO THERE’S ONLY A COUPLE
MINUTES LEFT IN THE DAY,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA
FALL SHORT OF OUR SALES GOAL.
– AH…
– BUT THAT’S OKAY, YOU KNOW?
WE TRIED.
– I WOULD LIKE TO BUY TEN
FARTING SANTAS.
– I WISH TO PURCHASE 100
FEDERAL BIKINI INSPECTOR BADGES.
– I WILL BUY
200 DOO-DOO DARTS.
– GUYS, I APPRECIATE IT,
BUT I CAN’T HAVE YOU SPENDING
ALL YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY.
– OH, THANK GOD.
THAT’S A MONTH’S SALARY, MAN.
– BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BONUS
TRIP FOR YOUR FATHER?
WON’T YOU BE SHAMED?
– I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW,
MY DAD WAS SO CONVINCED
THAT ME COMING HERE
WAS A MISTAKE
THAT HE ALMOST HAD ME
BELIEVING IT.
YOU GUYS…
PROVED HIM WRONG.
[electric sizzle]
OH…
ALL RIGHT.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
– SIT BACK DOWN.
YOU ARE NOT DISMISSED.
– COME ON, RAJIV.
IT’S BEEN A LONG DAY.
THEY WORKED THEIR BUTTS OFF.
LET’S JUST CALL IT A NIGHT.
– NO. THEY MUST MAINTAIN
THEIR POSITIONS.
IT’S STILL A WORK DAY.
THE POWER COULD RETURN
AT ANY MOMENT.
YOU SEE, SIR…
NO ONE IS MOVING.
WHEN I SPEAK, PEOPLE LISTEN,
BECAUSE I AM NOT THEIR FRIEND.
THEY RESPECT ME
AND FEAR ME.
THAT IS TRUE POWER.
– GO, GO, GO!
[running footsteps]
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